Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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