i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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