Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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