Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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