Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
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At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
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I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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