Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
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Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
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I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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