Only a mothe r could love this liver
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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