Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
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I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
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I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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