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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I need a beard to bite.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
