I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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