I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
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Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
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My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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