I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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