If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
I just threw up on my dentist
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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