Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
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suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
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I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
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