he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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