Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Having a random hookup so left but love u
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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