No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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