Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
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I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
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It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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