I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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