Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
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Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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