Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
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I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
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Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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