I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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