Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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