let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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