People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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