This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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