alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
God, I missed his penis.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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