we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
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No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
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I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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