just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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