Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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