they need to just BURY HIM!
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
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congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
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I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
When are your genitals available?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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