I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
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I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
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I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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