Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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