sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
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I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
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I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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