i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
So many bounce houses so little time
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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