They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
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Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
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He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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