Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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