I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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