What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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