3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
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