I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
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i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
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Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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