k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
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My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
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he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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