made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
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I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
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Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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