A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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