Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
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