doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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