I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
So. Much. Porn.
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