North Korea, Best Korea!
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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