For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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