Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
wow bdsm is so cute
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
how does that bad decision feel?
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