Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
COCAINE IS GR8
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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