she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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