Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
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Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
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She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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