Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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