What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Also, beer. Big fan.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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