C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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