Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Randomize
